Piece 'o cake! If you can supply me with the quotes :)

Umm, sorry, bit late... I had lost my password and then I don't look here often.
Do you have the latest version of Adium?

Nater, thx for the comment. I never thought of that. I should do another version where you can have 2 different invocations; one puts out the entire insult including the beginning part (before the comma) and the other would just output the part after the comma, to be used in a sentence. Yup. Just hang on while I fix this :)

PS. Thanks Rufus, thou ruttish hell-hated miscreant!