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Chuck Norris Random Fact Generator

Chuck Norris Random Fact Generator

Submitted By iDarryl

Description

Special thanks to the good folks from www.4q.cc/chuck! I've created a Chuck Norris Random Fact Generator, now with all of the facts from the site. Thanks to BklynKid for compiling all of the facts, sure isn't something that I would have done myself...

WARNING: Some users will find these offensive. Other users will find these EXTREMELY offensive.

-Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

-Chuck Norris set out to make a truly mean salsa. His success is the reason you were bullied in high school"

-One day Chuck Norris looked in the mirror and said "No one outstares Chuck!" He is still there to this day

To launch, type /chuck

Changes

Version 2.1 Upgrade. Now with all of the facts!!!

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Comments

You can reply to individual comments by clicking the "Reply" link next to each.

# by m2e on 11/22/05 at 14:16:16

awesome!

# by Ranch_667 on 11/24/05 at 15:37:34

/chuck
Chuck rules!!lol

# by just4fete on 12/06/05 at 13:47:00

/chuck

# by ClarkNeal on 12/06/05 at 16:36:36

/chuck

# by iDarryl on 12/06/05 at 23:28:05

yup... /chuck... if you like it, rate it. for some reason my self-esteem seems to be directly correlated to the number of people who have publicly stated that they enjoyed this script...

# by bweiss1 on 12/11/05 at 18:12:50

/chuck

# by hathatrevolution on 12/12/05 at 15:00:01

/chuck

# by BrianGT on 12/13/05 at 12:54:36

/chuck

# by apoque on 12/13/05 at 18:47:07

/chuck

# by jaycorbett on 12/14/05 at 18:32:05

/chuck

# by billyfoxtrot on 12/15/05 at 20:05:42

/chuck

# by Sox on 12/20/05 at 11:11:34

/chuck

# by bloatedgoat on 12/21/05 at 19:31:11

/chuck

# by eve05 on 01/09/06 at 10:17:24

/chuck

# by bungie101 on 03/09/06 at 18:54:11

/chuck

# by theclerks on 01/14/06 at 12:15:43

/chuck

# by curtoburto on 01/14/06 at 23:01:34

/chuck

# by curtoburto on 01/14/06 at 23:04:34

/chuck

# by skibum21 on 01/27/06 at 13:33:25

/chuck

# by Eagle on 02/06/06 at 02:04:44

/chuck

# by paradoxy on 02/07/06 at 13:15:40

/chuck

# by Boramor on 02/23/06 at 16:45:41

How can this be downloaded: 1644549 times?!
/chuck!

# by iDarryl on 02/23/06 at 16:51:16

i would suppose that many people have downloaded it... i'm sorry i don't have a better answer, i'm really shocked myself since i created it about 3 months ago...

oh yeah...

/chuck

# by WhoWantsPies on 11/10/08 at 19:16:19

/chuck

# by iDarryl on 02/23/06 at 16:57:30

if anyone wants to see more facts added, (those with some time on their hands) go to 4q.cc/chuck and copy them (being sure to substitute ' for ") and i'll gladly update this. as you can well imagine though, it's somewhat time consuming and i haven't really had the time lately to change it.

if someone could find a way for me to collect a penny from each person who downloaded this script, i'd appreciate that too! jjk (sortof...)

/chuck

# by kaytodaizzik on 09/08/07 at 22:35:04

Hey, if you're still interested in updating this with more facts, I can provide you with a list of all of them as of 9/5/2007

# by deffmonk on 02/24/06 at 18:10:24

/chuck

# by deffmonk on 02/24/06 at 18:11:21

/chuck

# by deffmonk on 02/24/06 at 18:11:35

/ chuck

# by jonathan89 on 03/08/06 at 17:40:01

/chuck

# by jonathan89 on 03/08/06 at 17:40:57

/ chuck

# by bungie101 on 03/09/06 at 18:52:10

/chuck

# by bungie101 on 03/09/06 at 18:52:35

/ chuck

# by bungie101 on 03/09/06 at 18:53:15

/chuck

# by bungie101 on 03/09/06 at 18:53:52

/chuck

# by bungie101 on 03/09/06 at 18:57:03

Ok what do i have to do.........i typed /chuck and nothing happens, and yes i did download th file.

# by iDarryl on 03/12/06 at 10:24:39

after you download it, install it... double click the disk image

# by roaststudios on 03/12/06 at 09:46:40

hmm... what to do if you get a message saying the current MSN-name is too long every other minute...

# by salmnat on 04/06/06 at 20:53:01

/chuck

# by salmnat on 04/06/06 at 20:56:09

/chuck

# by tamashii on 04/13/06 at 13:41:49

"…now with about 130 jokes"

Surely, you mean "facts" and not jokes. 5 out of 5 people. Or Chuck will flap his arms in China and cause an earthquake in your living room!

# by lille9na on 04/17/06 at 02:51:29

/chuck

# by hendo13 on 05/06/06 at 12:12:21

/chuck

# by buko on 05/28/06 at 06:32:04

/chuck

# by ispytonyv on 06/07/06 at 20:09:37

this has been downloaded over 30 times as much as the next most popular extra? how's that possible?!

# by iDarryl on 06/07/06 at 20:17:04

How dare you question the power of "The Chuck"?!?!?!?!?!
Chuck does what Chuck wants to do. If Chuck wants to kick the #$^@ out of the other xtras, then that's what He does. (Sorry to the other xtras, while I actually enjoy your scripts immensely, Chuck is forcing me to write this - who am I to go against Chuck...)

# by ThreeDee912 on 05/11/07 at 19:31:21

/chuck

# by theimacguy on 06/07/06 at 21:03:23

/chuck

# by the_chair_salesman on 06/11/06 at 07:27:37

/chuck

# by packerfan1991 on 06/11/06 at 14:41:19

/chuck

# by iDarryl on 06/14/06 at 21:54:40

I don't know what kind of life you live, but there's no way that I have time to orchestrate anything of that magnitude - you're... a bit... of... a dink...

# by iDarryl on 06/14/06 at 21:55:01

oh yeah...

/chuck

# by mrstandoori on 06/16/06 at 06:44:12

/chuck

# by Bigmark on 06/29/06 at 02:18:50

i would love to see something like this for Arnold Schwarzenegger- all the good quotes from his films.

# by iDarryl on 06/29/06 at 07:35:28

yeah... you should TOTALLY do that...

/chuck

# by Bigmark on 06/29/06 at 13:58:33

Darryl- do i need to be pretty proficient at AppleScript to do this? I would be really keen to do this myself, but don't know the first thing about what I need to do- could you point me in the right direction? Thanks

# by iDarryl on 06/29/06 at 14:35:44

OK, I remember how to now... believe me, you DON'T need to be good at this stuff at all...

open your home folder (not the HD), Library, Application Support, Adium (if you can't see it here, go back and find the proper home folder), Scripts, make a copy of chuck.adiumscripts, then Ctrl+Click one of them, Show Package Contents, Contents, then open info.plist with the Text Editor, change everything in there that refers to chuck to arnie or however you want to do it... save that file.

Open resources, then double-click chuck.scpt. Easy from there, just change all of the text, not the script stuff. Save that file as whatever.scpt

Ta-da! you've just created your own script upload it and, who knows, maybe you'll get 1.64 million downloads - I might be a bit choked if you do...

# by Bigmark on 06/29/06 at 16:31:17

Excellent. Thanks, Darryl. I'm already all the way through, i just have to gather up some Arnie quotes :) I will have a think about uploading it, may email you a copy first.

# by iDarryl on 06/29/06 at 16:44:22

Sure, I'll be camping all weekend (see: Tofino, BC), but if I'm here I'll have a look at it

# by Bigmark on 06/30/06 at 00:35:54

Mmmm, California!

;)

# by Wolfsoap on 07/21/06 at 05:20:40

/chuck

# by ATMB on 08/21/06 at 11:41:32

/chuck =)

# by scrolls on 10/07/06 at 21:12:20

/chuck

# by fs8685 on 12/01/06 at 21:04:04

/chuck

# by neoz on 12/11/06 at 17:08:59

I've used your code and put the Chuck facts in brazilian portuguese! Hope thats ok!

# by Svoldal on 01/07/07 at 10:06:16

DAMN! LOVE IT, JUST LOVE IT! :D

# by cwick87 on 01/14/07 at 11:05:07

/chuck

# by cwick87 on 01/14/07 at 11:17:09

/chuck

# by Hentercenter on 01/21/07 at 19:43:56

/ chuck

# by Hentercenter on 01/21/07 at 19:44:23

/chuck

# by chuckfan31 on 02/06/07 at 13:56:32

/chuck

# by chuckfan31 on 02/06/07 at 13:57:04

/chuck

# by llllll on 05/06/07 at 21:21:48

/chuck

# by llllll on 05/06/07 at 21:38:53

/chuck

# by ThreeDee912 on 05/11/07 at 19:35:29

I really don't know why this xtra has over 1600000 downloads, but whatever...

/chuck

# by D_Money on 06/14/07 at 18:50:49

does it work with display names?

# by iDarryl on 06/14/07 at 21:34:50

That sounds like an awesome idea! If only someone could do that... Seriously, I'm not sure I would know how to do that and I'm sure someone else could do it a lot quicker. If anyone wants to do it you could either send me the changes to the script, tell me specifically what to do, or make your own, new script.

# by kaytodaizzik on 09/06/07 at 16:26:24

/chuck

# by MasterOfDesaster on 09/07/07 at 08:55:34

maybe some of them are not in the script:

http://howareyou.twoday.net/stori...es/3411719/

# by ThreeDee912 on 09/12/07 at 21:05:37

Was linked from a comment in Digg, not sure how many people clicked it:
http://digg.com/linux_unix/Chuck_Norr...31#c9067731

And:
/chuck

# by BklynKid on 03/31/08 at 23:21:54

Made my own modification to the script. Added every single fact from ChuckNorrisFacts.com. Didn't change anything else. Feel free to be skeptical and look through the file before using.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/1kn9uh

# by iDarryl on 04/01/08 at 00:30:15

Well done!!! A hearty /chuck to you BklynKid!

# by BklynKid on 04/01/08 at 12:12:23

I guess we should declare that the latest script here now has my changes (so people don't bother downloading from the link I posted).

Thanks for the script.

# by teddy_picker00 on 07/09/08 at 22:53:24

/chuck

# by baRRy on 08/18/08 at 05:53:03

/chuck

# by baRRy on 08/18/08 at 05:55:03

/chuck

# by blargh on 08/21/08 at 15:47:36

/chuck

# by relaxedg on 08/22/08 at 10:50:10

/chuck

# by Persistent_Sin on 08/23/08 at 10:50:22

/chuck

# by pjdark on 09/24/08 at 20:29:24

chuck4president. :)

# by scfisherman on 10/04/08 at 17:37:50

/chuck

# by Vanhalen0222 on 10/10/08 at 06:47:26

/chuck

# by Vanhalen0222 on 10/10/08 at 06:52:46

/chuck

# by Bordgious on 10/11/08 at 23:55:40

/chuck

# by orphicdragon on 10/26/08 at 01:24:42

/chuck

# by kbandy on 11/08/08 at 20:33:10

To the Creator of the Xtra:

In the fact "Chuck Norris is the ispiration for the movie 'The Big Lebowski'" There is a typo. ispiration ==> inspiration

Just givin' you the FYI. :-)

Thanks!

# by WhoWantsPies on 11/10/08 at 19:16:38

/chuck

# by jtcallahan on 12/01/08 at 01:21:47

/chuck

# by crazyrobin on 01/01/09 at 03:35:40

/chuck

# by crazyrobin on 01/01/09 at 03:36:16

/chuck

# by jake1994 on 01/12/09 at 00:22:22

/chuck

# by jake1994 on 01/12/09 at 00:23:32

/ chuck

# by klikka-same on 04/01/09 at 09:29:50

/chuck

# by chucknorris528 on 04/02/09 at 23:22:46

/chuck

# by chucknorris528 on 04/02/09 at 23:24:20

/chuck

# by zerozerozerozero on 07/06/09 at 15:03:06

/chuck

# by Chaos on 08/30/09 at 13:36:20

/chuck

# by liam3194 on 09/26/09 at 19:04:21

/chuck

# by tron24 on 03/04/10 at 08:52:26

/chuck

# by lsquintz on 06/09/10 at 19:25:40

/chuck

# by lsquintz on 06/09/10 at 19:27:48

/chuck

# by Danteo2 on 06/28/10 at 13:02:20

/chuck

# by axdexter on 12/22/10 at 16:52:15

/chuck

# by scarlettmarie on 01/18/11 at 15:29:55

/chuck

# by firewake on 02/03/11 at 23:11:54

/chuck

# by afaggion on 05/04/11 at 23:36:16

/chuck

# by stefan on 07/16/13 at 07:36:56

yeah. good..i like it..you should totally do it

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4.20 / 476 votes
Current Version: 2.1
Last Updated: 04/01/08
Credits:
-E dixon for the use of the source code for the YoMomma Joke Generator
-The good folks at www.4q.cc/chuck for the jokes
-BklynKid